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What would you buy Martin Clunes?

Posted on 29. Apr, 2009 by Rob Watson in Male

So i’ve just watched Martin Clunes being interviewed by Johnathon Ross and i’m thinking “If i was a friend of Martin Clunes, i wonder what gift i would buy him?”

Well, i’m not a friend of Martin Clunes, but i still want to know what i would buy him if i was!

So here’s a few things i’ve just learnt about Martin (we’re on first name turns now) to set me in the right direction.

• He’s got big ears
• He described himself as slow moving
• He lives on a farm
• He loves animals. In fact he owns a horse, 4 shetland ponies and a dog (amongst a few others)
• He’s 47 years old
• He’s not a “new lad”
• He ends up naked alot in his films
• He recently played a doctor
• He exercises a bit – rowing machine and weights

There’s a few good points there so let see what i can come up with.

Birds of Prey Experience

Since Martin stated his love of animals, he’s bound to revel in the experience of coming up close to these truly magnificent creatures.

Seeing the grace that a hawk uses whilst flying through the air is an joy to behold. But on this experience Martin will close enough to touch them and experience up close as they take flight.

This will be one to remember.

Host Your Own Horse Race Night

What self respecting horse owner hasn’t imagined their horse romping home at the races?

OK, so this game might not completely satisfy that desire, but Martin’s bound to enjoy giving it a good go.

John McCruick hat is optional.

Travel Operation

Whilst killing time before takes (obviously, when not busy practicing lines!) Martin can release all his inner GP angst with the worlds favourite steady hand game, in this great travel version!

It’s a variation on the original, big brother version, only this one’s without the easy-to-loose little bits.

Who’s Naked Guessing Game

For a man who’s no stranger to being without his clothes, how about a game that involves studying naked bodies?

It’s just like the classic description game Guess Who, except instead of “does he have a big nose?” it’s “does he have a big ****?”

Now, where could you go wrong with that?

So that’s might suggestions. Anyone got any other ideas?

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