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Extreme male grooming gifts

Posted on 21. Jun, 2010 by Rob Watson in Lifestyles

Think male grooming stops at moisturiser and expensive shaving gel?

Oh no, men’s new fixation with grooming goes far deeper than that.

So in the aim of helping you out there that might be looking to find a more unusual gift for your metro-sexual man, and to satisfy my own curiosity, I decided to track down some of the more fantastic things available.

Fancy taking a few years off your face?

The Tua Viso Hydro-Electric Facial Toner sends electric currents through your skin, kicking under-used muscles into life, making your face more toned.

If the reviews are anything to go by, this product seems to work pretty well. It will satisfy your mans desire to turn back time as well pleasing his ingrained fascination for gadgets!

Think the only men that would want to whiten their teeth must go by the surname Gibb?

Oh contraire. Teeth whitening is completely mainstream now.

The downsides are prices vary from £350 to considerably higher and you need to avoid coffee, red wine and curries, unless you don’t mind getting it re-done every 6 months.

So how about a Teeth whitening kit? Sure, it may not get your teeth any where as white as the full dentist experience, but perhaps that’s not such a bad thing?

You complete 100 sit ups and crunches every day and eat a decent diet – you’d think your abs would be popping by now.

Maybe all you really need is a little more toning to achieve that washboard that you know you deserve, god damn it!

Perhaps what you need is to smear some fancy, expensive gel over your body to get that extra tone.

So if you want to make an impression on those occasions that really matter, hot date or a beach holiday, perhaps you need Shiseido Abdomen Gel.

Or perhaps you need to stop messing around and step it up to 150 sit ups every day, slacker

76 out of 100 ladies like a man with a hairy chest – fact

Unfortunately that opinion changes dramatically when it comes to back hair.

Do you think any self respecting metro-sexual would be happy living with back hair?

I really don’t think so. But help is at hand. Luckily there are salons throughout the UK that will happily remove those unsightly follicles.

And here’s a list of a few.

But all this talk about teeth and abs feels like it’s skirting around the subject. There’s one part of a mans body that he cares about more than anything else.

Anyone want to guess what that might be?

Do you ever get the feeling that all this self improvement might not be really getting to the root of the problem.

Yep, every man wants a large schlong!

Funny things is, it turns out that it’s actually possible to achieve.

Sure you need to strap your little man into something that resembles a medieval rack and the video of your cells splitting really doesn’t reassure me one bit. But for those feeling brave, it could just be the ultimate extreme male grooming gift!

Tags: grooming gifts, metrosexual gifts