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Gifts she wrote

Posted on23. Jul, 2009 by Nikoo Watson.

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I’m not ashamed to say, i love Jessica Fletcher.

Yes, the lady from murder she wrote.

Now, if you have been deprived of this fantastic programme, i’ll give you a little taster.

What gift would you buy John Woo?

Posted on09. Jul, 2009 by Rob Watson.

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About 3/4 of the way into Face/Off there is a scene that elevates the film from a good movie into a excellent movie. The scene takes place after the police storm the house of Nicholas Cage’s gangster buddies. Shots are fired and it’s all going off. In an effort to protect his sons innocence, Nicholas [...]

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Top gifts for Annie Mac, but are they bangers?

Posted on25. Jun, 2009 by Rob Watson.

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It’s 1am. I’m standing in a warehouse full of people, having just danced my ass off to Calvin Harris. Despite the fact that there is currently no music playing and i’m squished between a bunch of other people, i have no intention of going anywhere. The reason being, any minute now, I will be jumping [...]

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Lets cheer up Stacey Slater

Posted on02. Jun, 2009 by Rob Watson.

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It’s been a hell of a year for Stacey Slater. Come to think of it, so far she’s had one hell of a life! And it doesn’t look like things are going to improve any time soon. If someone needed cheering up, that would have to be Stacey Slater. It’s not going to be easy, [...]

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What would Wallace want?

Posted on21. May, 2009 by Rob Watson.

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“Oh yes, I’m inventing mostly.” I wonder what the world would be like if Wallace’s inventions were commonplace? For a start, we’d all be able to fly to the moon. I’d definitely fancy that. Our home grown vegetables would be safe. Very important. No one would ever have trouble getting out of bed. Useful, though [...]

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What gift could make Basil Fawlty smile?

Posted on17. May, 2009 by Rob Watson.

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Basil Fawlty is one miserable git. He’s a hyper tense, manically depressed hotelier who regularly harasses both staff and guests. If anyone needs cheering up with a gift, it’s Basil Fawlty. So, what do we know about this delightful man. He’s very xenophobic. He’s very angry. He wants to belong to the upper classes. He [...]

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Top 5 gifts for zombies

Posted on07. May, 2009 by Rob Watson.

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One of the biggest concerns with the looming zombie threat is what to buy your friends and loved ones when they join the growing masses of the undead. It’s a big problem and i hope this post will help. Lets first of all look at what characterises zombies. They love the taste of human flesh [...]

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What would you buy Martin Clunes?

Posted on29. Apr, 2009 by Rob Watson.

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So i’ve just watched Martin Clunes being interviewed by Johnathon Ross and i’m thinking “If i was a friend of Martin Clunes, i wonder what gift i would buy him?” Well, i’m not a friend of Martin Clunes, but i still want to know what i would buy him if i was! So here’s a [...]

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A bloggers top 5 gifts, for bloggers

Posted on28. Apr, 2009 by Rob Watson.

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Bloggers love to get gifts. Yep, we’re just like the rest of you. So in an effort to help any one who might be so inclined to treat a blogger, here’s my top ideas. But before we get stuck in lets just run through what we know about those that like to blog. They write [...]

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What gift would you buy Del Boy Trotter?

Posted on27. Apr, 2009 by Rob Watson.

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Del boy is a top geezer. He’s a regular lovable rogue, who’s always down on his luck. If anyone deserves a gift, it’s Delboy! But what to get this cockney legend? Lets start by writing down what we already know about him. He’s an entrepreneur at heart (if not at mind). He’s keen to impress [...]